Finally, Wearable Mosquito Netting Clothing Available From Hammacher Schlemmer

September 6, 2016

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This is a line of wearable mosquito net clothing available exclusively from Hammacher Schlemmer. You can get mosquito netting knee-length socks, pants, sleeves, shirts and jackets ($20 - $60). You're gonna be so covered in mosquito netting that a mosquito will take one look at you and say, "Wow, I won't even bother!" then proceed to immediately give your partner West Nile Virus because they didn't feel like dressing up like a NPC from some post apocalyptic survival horror game. You've just got to remind them: staying healthy isn't about looking cool, it's about protecting yourself and also leaving the house as little as possible. Stepping out your door into the world increases the likelihood of something bad happening to you by more than 4,000% depending on how steep your home stairs are, how faulty the wiring in your house is, and whether it smells like gas.

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Thanks to hairless, who once shocked himself using an electric razor intended for dry use only in the shower. You have to be careful.

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