This is the 2017 Dragon Sex Calendar, a monthly wall calendar featuring steamy scenes of dragons doing it or about to be doing it. It's the perfect gift for absolutely every person on your shopping list this year. Don't even bother going to the mall, just buy a ton of these. And you know what the best part is? Even if somebody else has the same idea, a person can never have too many Dragon Sex Calendars. I want one in the kitchen, one in my home office, one in the garage, one for my cubicle at work, I'm thinking about hanging one from the rearview mirror in my car, shit, I might even staple one to my belly so I can peek down my shirt collar for a little pick-me-up no matter where I am. Dragons and dinosaurs are cousins, after all.
Keep going for several more shots.
Thanks to Pete, but not the Pete of Pete's Dragon. Or is he? Does your dragon do stuff like this?