These are the $50 Pizza Towels available from Pizza Towels. They're 1.5-meter (~5 feet) circular beach towels printed with a realistic looking pizza on one side. Plus they come in an actual pizza box. Choose from cheese, vegetarian, or pepperoni. They're perfect for baking in the sun. You know I dressed up as a pizza for Halloween one year and entered a costume contest but lost because the judges thought my costume was too cheesy. Get it? *shrug* I guess I overdid it with the mozzarella.
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Thanks to Grant, the man behind the towels, who didn't offer to send any free samples and now I may never know how a pizza towel feels on my naked bod after a hot shower.