Die Flowers, Die: Katana Cutting Roses In Half In Slow Motion

September 26, 2016


This is a slow motion video from Crazy Russian Hacker of roses being sliced in half with a super sharp katana. So anyways, I'm sorry honey, but I guess this is what happened to the roses I bought you on my way home from work. A ninja jumped me and used your flowers to make this video. It's the thought that counts though, right? Honey? Where are you going with that suitcase?

Hit the jump for the video, then let's spend the afternoon shopping for katanas online.

Thanks to Mike, who told me he once bought a ladyfriend a rose at a gas station that was actually a pair of sexy underwear like this. And? TELL ME MORE.

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