This is a picture of Redditor GeorgeOnee's hamster sporting a little cast for his little broken arm. I want to get the lady at the mall who can write your name on a grain of rice to sign it for me. I'm not sure how he broke his arm, but I suspect spending too much time in the hamster wheel training for the hamster olympics. Personally I would have just doped my way to the podium, but that's me and I'm lazy but I'm also not a hamster training for the hamster olympics, so there's that. What a cutie. I've always wanted a hamster but they don't live very long and I cope with death very poorly. "Your goldfish died and you set a library on fire." Like I said.
Thanks to EatMe, which I'd definitely be willing to do if you're a Girl Scout Cookie or ice cream.