You're A Wizard, Harry: What Magical Profession Should You Choose, A Flowchart

August 19, 2016


Note: Larger version HERE in case you take your future career in magic seriously.

This is a flowchart to determine which magical profession you should choose in the event you wake up one morning and some half-giant tells you you're a wizard in the Harry Potter universe and you believe him. Man, wouldn't that be sweet? What did you get? I got Deatheater on account of my liking to watch people suffer and my love of fire. I love fire so much I get a little teary eyed just thinking about it. *snaps fingers, sets coworker on fire* I'm sorry, Phil, the chart said I'm a Deatheater so I need to act like one.

Thanks to carey, who informed me she would be a potion maker. I will buy your wares.

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