WTF Is That?!: Picking Up A Giant 10-Pound Black Sea Slug

August 31, 2016

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This is a video of the folks from Youtube channel Brave Wilderness playing with a black sea hare. It's called a black sea hare because it's black and its head tentacles kind of look like a hare's ears provided you've never actually seen a hare before and only had them described to you by somebody who's bad at describing things. I thought vaginas went from side-to-side until I was in college, I really did. The black sea hare is black as a result of its algae and seaweed diet and can grow to over 3 feet and 30 pounds. This one is only around ten pounds though, or a "little shrimp" as the much larger black sea hares like to call him. So -- you think the tortoise could beat this guy in a race or what? Also, I'm still not convinced that isn't just a piece of shit Ursula brought to life with a spell.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Dougie, who would have licked it hoping it turns into a mermaid princess.

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