This is security cam footage of a man in Changsha, China cutting down a tree with a handsaw to steal a bike. And in broad daylight! Or at least broad morninglight. That takes some balls. Or maybe just a handsaw and knowing nobody is going to say anything. Whatever the case, that is some Grade A jerk shit right there. Besides, what did that tree ever do to you? That could have been bird nests in there! And you wanna know the worst part? After getting the bicycle free he puts it on the back of his motorbike and speeds off. He already has a motorbike and he's stealing a bicycle! That's the lowest of the low.
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