This Song Is Nuts: Pants With A Drum Synth In The Crotch

August 25, 2016

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Wait -- caution, need to take a break or caution, never should have started?

In other painful below the belt news, these are the Electric Sexy Drum Pants created by Japanese "multimedia artist and experimental pop music composer Kaoring Machine." They're a pair of pants with a drum synth pad in the crotch (previously: these drum pants with the pads in the legs instead of the crotch to prevent future fertility problems). Man, there's nothing like slapping yourself in the nuts for a couple minutes. These are perfect for the person who aspires to be the least tipped street musician of all time. Honey, I think that man is playing with himself -- cross the street, cross the street! That said, I would totally tip this guy if he could stomp that thing like a bass pedal.

Keep going for a nut-slapping video demo.

Thanks again to Lynn, who clearly chose a theme with her tips. I admire that about you.

  • aquarius7373

    For when you want the retailer's attention but they're gone so you bring your own ding(aling) chime.

  • Jenness

    On the wall the pants had a very feminine V shape but on him it was odd. I will admit that at the 'voice' sound effect I laughed. His hand looked like he was trying to finger some chick's crotch. I just think these would be funnier worn by a girl, like...idk...Natalie Portman with the most girly pink top and feminine hair and makeup. And she's on a new date, and the guy is totally stoked to have this ultra-fem girl and she reaches down and just starts playing herself while answering normal date questions, like "where do you want to eat" in a sing-song way. Like a really bizarre but slightly erotic musical. Iiiii would love to eeeaattttt Pizzaaa" *fingers crotch in time to singing as music plays*

  • Wiley

    I have one of the most open minds out there, but no... Gtfo and try again, this is beyond dumb. If it was just a friend who made this and showed me I'd probably laugh and shake my head. Having its own article changes the reception.

    And why wouldn't you have the pad stitched inside so at least there's an illusion that you have a singer for a dinger? Just bad.

  • ShartInYourJacuzzi

    "I have one of the most open minds out there..."

    Of course you do!

    Sincerely,
    LeBron James

  • Wiley

    I hit a sarcastic nerve by tooting my own horn. My horn is mighty.

    Honk honk

    I'd like to differentiate what I said with the "I don't like to be rude... But shut the fuck up" guy, with the awareness that I am being that kind of hypocrite within the comment and I'm fine with it.

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