This is a video of a Big Mac being subjected to a dousing of sulfuric acid. I thought it help up surprisingly well, leading at least one fast-food loving blogger to announce his stomach and @$$hole the winner in this impromptu Big Mac digesting contest. Although -- is sulfuric acid really the best acid to use to dissolve a burger? Because whatever acid lives in my stomach has dissolved all kinds of burgers. Plus a ton of LEGO bricks and green army men. It has also unsuccessfully tried to digest coins and marbles, but I'm thinking that's where the quart of bleach comes in. You know how they tell you not to mix cleaning supplies? That's just because they don't want you to invent something better than they're selling. One time I mixed every cleaning product I had in a big bucket in my bathroom and then passed out and when I woke up everything was whiter and cleaner than it's ever been. Just kidding, turns out that was the hospital. Be safe, kids.
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