That Makes Sense: An Ocean Of Naked Men In Chairs Spinning Around And Screaming

August 19, 2016

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Because sometimes the internet goes too far, this is 'Men In Chairs', a 3-D animation created by New York graphic artists Brian Tessler and Jon Baken. It stars a bunch of naked man-orcs floating on the ocean and spinning in their yellow chairs. Then they all start screaming and a boat goes by and blows its horn. It really made me feel like we've crossed a line and there's no going back. I'm pretty sure human progress died today.

Hit the jump for your daily dose of WTFery.

Thanks to MX, who informed me he has nightmares like this at night. Well that sucks.

  • Presumptuous Insect

    I fucking love it.

  • Syphon

    This looks like a Skyrim mod...

  • The_Wretched

    Reminds me of Gantz.

  • brodyc

    Are we absolutely sure this isn't the next Aphex Twin video?

  • DrZanz

    Reminds me of a dream I had once....

  • MustacheHam

    This is exactly how musical chairs is played on a nude beach.

  • Full-Pixel

    The boat ruined it.

  • Sarah Perez

    the "dancing baby" grew up, not surprisingly, as a frustrated overweight man disgusted with society.

  • Jan Bergström

    I can't stop shouting with them together.

  • Meh

    What to make of this..

  • Jenness

    I'm going to go out on a limb and bet that New York graphic artists Brian Tessler and Jon Baken were high AF and didn't even realize they created this until they found it days later and then watched it for the 1st time.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't think there's enough drugs to make this exist.

  • Adibobea9

    Just add a combed-over moptop to each one and America will be great again…

  • hyun.crum
  • TheQiwiMan

    Dangit. I shouldn't have watched that.

    Now I fear nothing else will ever be able to turn me on again. :-(

  • Wiley

    not up to "going to the store." Standards. But oddly effective enough.

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