This is a surprisingly high quality Transformers fan film made by the folks of Chisel Pixel. It's got everything: R/C cars, people in Transformers costumes, laser effects -- you name it. "Nudity?" No nudity. Although, I don't know, maybe Transformers are always nude I've never really thought about it, mostly because that's not something a person should ever think about.
Keep going for the video. Also, I'll be typing with broken fingers for a little while so bear with me. If you're lucky I might even show you a pic.
Thanks to Trix, who agrees there weren't nearly enough explosions for Michael Bay's taste.