Supergirl Stuntwoman Becomes 1st Female To Complete American Ninja Warrior Stage One

August 30, 2016


Remember Supergirl stuntwoman Jessie Graff's impressive performance at the American Ninja Warrior qualifying course in Los Angeles? She made it look easy. And this is a very worthwhile video of her becoming the first woman to complete the American Ninja Warrior stage one course. She also makes this one look easy, even without a belly button. Plus there's a 2:20 time limit and she beats the course with just 12 seconds left with no breaks for resting. It's hard not to feel the excitement building as she gets closer and closer to finishing. I could train for 100 years and never come close to completing that course, and not just because I'd be over 130 years old, because I would have had the foresight to take a youth serum. In hindsight though I probably should have just taken a ninja potion.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to carey, who informed me she's confident she could have possibly maybe perhaps completed one of those obstacles.

  • craig37f .

    Job security.

  • Kaizer Chief

    What's the deal with her belly button though?

  • Jenness

    So if this is Stage 1, what is Stage 2 - the water has sharks and crocodiles with Laser beams??? What an athlete - the squirrel part at the end - well all of it but dayummm. That's insane that people are capable of this level of fitness and focus while I think I might breathe heavier just walking up the stairs to the starting line and then be distracted by the lights and crowd and forget why I was there.

  • The_Wretched

    Um, Wow.

  • Meh

    The last part, that's seriously insane.

  • Gilbert

    That Pebbles hairdo was a major distraction... Sorta...

  • TheQiwiMan

    So now she's recruited into some secret CIA super spy training program and we'll never hear from her again.

  • Disqus Admin

    CIA is mostly about drug trade to fill the secret "defence" funds, they do not need professional gymnasts for this.

    I hope she`ll have good acting career tho. She cant be worse than landwhales and woody alen.

  • NikkolaiV

    That old guy at 2:27 looks pissed. "I remember the good old days, when women weren't allowed to achieve. Now they're making me look fat and lazy, and I don't like that one bit."

  • palpable ovaltine

    I was going to make the same comment. I think there's some kind of fair attached to this event and he got lost thinking it was a ride.

  • NikkolaiV

    "God, these lines are slower than me on literally any road I've ever driven on!"

  • Clampity

    *runs head first through the wall*

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  • Bling Nye

    Holy crap, I'm in love.

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