This is the ~$500 DOT-certified Master Chief motorcycle helmet available now from ThinkGeek (along with a bunch of other retailers -- I'm just here to tell you something exists, I'm not your personal shopper. Although for a handful of quarters for the mall arcade and a stop by Dairy Queen and the pretzel place I certainly could be). It's "a detailed replica of John-117's helmet including game-inspired battle finish." It was previously announced early last year but apparently got held up in production. These kind of things happen, you know? Maybe somebody got their arm crushed in a helmet molder, or the factory got attacked by the Covenant. A million different things can happen to cause setbacks. Take my Kickstarter campaign for example. "You took the money, changed your appearance and fled the country!" ¿Que? No comprendo, senor.
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Thanks to Barnaby, who informed me he's just one set of Master Chief motorcycle leathers away from living his dream.