Because a Star Wars version of every product must exist or the earth will stop rotating and we'll all perish (I'm actually all-for this idea), this is the $15 Darth Vader Lightsaber Spatula available from ThinkGeek. The heat-proof plastic handle looks like Darth Vader's lightsaber and the metal spatula features a laser-cut STAR WARS logo. It's the perfect spatula for the Star Wars lover in your life that doesn't already have a perfectly good non-Star Wars branded spatula. Otherwise you're just being wasteful. Me? I don't even use a spatula I just grab hot things on the stove with my bare hands yelling HOLY SHIT HOT HOT HOT while my mom looks on disapprovingly but doesn't say anything because she already gave up on me a long, long time ago.
Keep going for one more shot of Vader holding the thing.
Thanks to carey, who agrees it should at least make lightsaber sound effects when you pick up something.