So, It's Come To This: Cactus/Succulent Planter Jockstraps

August 25, 2016


Because the world is ending soon anyways (but not soon enough), these are the $100 Jock Strap Planters crafted by Pansy Ass Ceramics. Each planter measures approximately 5-inches by 3-inches (read: too small to cover anything worth winking at) and does not include a plant. You have to provide the plant yourself. The problem is, if you're actually going to plant a cactus in that thing your balls are already way too big to fit in any jockstrap. I'm afraid you have no other choice but to push them around in a wheelbarrow filled with potting soil and a kitchen herb garden.

Keep going for an uncensored shot of the picture above along with two model-less shots.




Thanks to n0nentity, who agrees nobody wants a cactus down there when you can have a succulent.

  • Beard

    Why has no one mentioned the obvious name for this product? Sackulents.

  • Jenness

    Is this some kind of fetish wear? I bet I see this at some cosplay convention. "Is that a bird, is it a plane - NO it's Cock-tus Man!"

  • Big McLargehuge

    Who would willingly put a cactus near their crotch?

    I only need ONE prick in my jock strap, thank you very much.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Rule 34 exists. I suggest you educate yourself. Also if you go to bing and type some phrase that talks about both cactus and the thing you shouldn't do with cacti someone's done it and has pictures.

  • >if you go to bing
    >go to bing

    Could be a little more subtle, man.

  • Meh

    Like really this is a product with no function?

  • Geekologie

    It's a jockstrap and a planter that is two functions *thrusting and gyrating*

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