Please Tell Me Your Windows Were Up: Sewage Truck Explodes, Covering Nearby Cars

August 10, 2016

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Meanwhile in Russia, a sewage truck exploded, splattering the cars around it with very liquid shit and sending thousands of gallons more onto the road. It looks like the very front of that bus and the white car to the left got the worst of it. You see the white car driving by later in the video and the right side is COVERED. I would head straight to a carwash. And not one of those self-service car washes either, because there's no way you could pressure-wash that without puking and/or catching some disease. Let a machine do it. And don't skimp either, pay for the most expensive wash, the one that comes with the undercarriage spray. Remember: just because you can't see it, doesn't mean shit isn't there. My dog took a dump under my bed the other day.

Keep going for the video while I dare somebody to write 'WASH ME' on the side of that white car with their finger.

Thanks again to julie, who agrees this is exactly why you should stay at least four car-lengths in front of any shit trucks.

  • iofo61

    Isn't this a typical day driving in New Jersey?

  • stickyarmadillo

    Looks like the truck had Taco Bell 5 min earlier.

  • Matthew Anderson

    Someone PLEASE overdub a big-ass poopie-fart-noise into that where it belongs! please

  • TheQiwiMan

    Hole-y CRAP!!

  • HoDaDor

    I have yet to find a BUS driver that doesn't drive with the window open. He was screwed.

  • Disqus Admin

    See that plastic hat on the back of the bus? That`s air conditioner.

  • MustacheHam

    This is how you literally have a shitty drive to work. :D

  • Meh

    Just another day on Russia's roads.

  • Andrew Newton

    Pretty sure that white suv to the left of the truck has the driver side window down a crack.

  • Apok

    nah, just shadow of rain deflector

  • Xiao Yang

    > Remember: just because you can't see it, doesn't mean shit isn't there.
    Hahahahahaha

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I want to see how a dog can shit under your bed.

    ... oh wait, maybe you're talking about those animals smaller than cats people tend to call dogs also but aren't dogs, like shits-on-you or Shitsu or something.

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