This is a video demonstration of the teensy under-the-stairs (just like Harry Potter's room!) garage a man built for his car to prevent having to park it on the street where people will try to break in and sleep in it. That's a problem in my neighborhood. And it's not even bums, just college kids too drunk and lazy to walk the rest of the way home. My car smells like Axe body spray and Red Bull and vodka and puke now. I'm going to be honest, the puke was me though -- I tried to eat that tuna salad sandwich way too fast. So yeah, a pretty impressive feat of engineering here. Just don't go trading that car in for a bigger one or it won't fit. If my car was that small I'd just pick it up and carry it inside with me. Honey I'm home! "Leave your car in the foyer, I don't want you tracking mud all over the house again." Oh honey, it's weird you're just a figment of my sad, lonely imagination.
Keep going for the video demonstration.
Thanks to hairless, who never has to worry about putting the top down on his convertible and messing up his hair on the drive to work.