This is a short video of a cockatoo that's learned some cat-talk from its feline roommates and proceeds to give them a good what-for. Presumably for preying on its much smaller avian relatives outside. Or maybe it's trying to trick them into thinking its a cat itself so it can infiltrate their group and learn all their secrets. Whatever the case, I want to learn how to speak dog so Margaret respects me more. Margaret is the name of my dog, by the way, not a person. Although she thinks she's one! Don't you? Don't you, little baby?! You're all I've got in this world.
Keep going for the video while I pet my dog for a few.
Thanks to Allyson S, who agrees being able to speak cat and have them do all your evil neighborhood bidding would be sweet.