Oh Wow: The Funn Pack Dance Party Entertainment System

August 25, 2016

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This is the Funn Pack created by artist Dan Das Mann. It's supposed to have everything you need for a mobile dance party that someone can wear on their back. It weighs fifty pounds. For reference, that's fifty pounds heavier than anything I want to wear on my back that isn't a bikini babe or a jetpack.

The Funn Pack™ has had its maiden voyage. 12 lasers, 1000 watts of sound, 2 smoke machines, 1 bubble machine, 4 mirror balls - powered by a lithium ion battery. Where's the party?

Where's the party? In my pants, Dan -- where else? Just kidding, that was a funeral. "Who died?" I don't want to talk about it. "Was it...Deez?" I said I don't want to talk about it!

Thanks to Stephanie B, who agrees that thing could really use Red Bull and glow stick dispensers.

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