Meanwhile In Russia: A Crazy Superhero Team Movie Trailer

August 26, 2016


This is the official trailer for an upcoming Russian superhero movie titled Защитники (translation: Guardians). It features a team of four genetically modified superheroes fighting missile-launching robot spiders, modern Jawas, and a man who appears to be Bane's brother or close cousin. The Guardians consist of a guy with an electric whip who also has the power to control rocks, a bear-man hybrid with a gatling gun, the tattooed invisible woman, and a guy who looks like a Mortal Kombat character with two blades that form a hula-hoop. Apparently this Bane character wants to build a laser the size of the Kremlin so he can blow some serious shit up. "I miss IWatchStuff." Hey wiping tear me too.

Keep going for the trailer.

Thanks to everybody who sent this, at least one of whom better fly me to Russia so we can watch this opening day with vodka and caviar.

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