Meanwhile In Russia: A Crazy Superhero Team Movie Trailer

August 26, 2016


This is the official trailer for an upcoming Russian superhero movie titled Защитники (translation: Guardians). It features a team of four genetically modified superheroes fighting missile-launching robot spiders, modern Jawas, and a man who appears to be Bane's brother or close cousin. The Guardians consist of a guy with an electric whip who also has the power to control rocks, a bear-man hybrid with a gatling gun, the tattooed invisible woman, and a guy who looks like a Mortal Kombat character with two blades that form a hula-hoop. Apparently this Bane character wants to build a laser the size of the Kremlin so he can blow some serious shit up. "I miss IWatchStuff." Hey wiping tear me too.

Keep going for the trailer.

Thanks to everybody who sent this, at least one of whom better fly me to Russia so we can watch this opening day with vodka and caviar.

  • craig37f .

    Dubbed or I cant watch it. I read slow. :(

  • Tyguy

    Would watch.
    Way to go Russia.

  • Miresnare

    This looks daft as a brush and insanely entertaining. I think every movie going forward needs a were-bear with a chain gun. I'm 100% on board with this flick.

  • Dani

    In USA you have the right to bear arms.
    In Soviet Russia it is right to arm bears.

  • Richard H Sanford

    Dear WB/DC:

    Take. Note.

    The Fans You Still Have

  • Bubbubsky

    What, no shirtless SuperPutin leading them?

  • Meh, just another Russian documentary.

  • TheQiwiMan

    That looks genuinely life-changing-ly entertaining.

  • Bear guy has fucking gigantic thumbs.

  • Guesticle

    normal thumbs. yours are just weird and tiny. nobody ever told you because we didn't want you to get self conscious about it

  • Thog

    That's why he's popular with the babushkas

  • Bearbushkas?

  • Emmitt Morgans

    You say that guy looks like a Mortal Kombat character... I think he looks (almost exactly) like the Winter Soldier.

  • Alex

    modern tusken raiders, not jawas.

  • Oh shit! Out nerded!

  • FearlessFarris

    This looks like some billionaire Russian oligarch gave his 12 year old son a $120 million movie budget for is birthday, to make any movie he wants.

  • Poppa Squat

    Wow, just like Hollywood!

  • Guilty pleasure, coming up :D

  • Jenness

    This looks amazingly watchable.

  • Munihausen

    Avengers who?

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