Seen here demonstrating the face someone makes when their penis is melting, Youtuber CemreCander bathes in the equivalent of 1,250 bottles of hot sauce. Plus some chili peppers tossed in for good measure. He even completely submerges himself and proceeds to lose his mind. Is it actually hot sauce? I dunno, you only see the stuff in buckets, not in bottles (allegedly the sauce was about to go bad so it was free). From the visible skin irritation and his reaction though, I half believe him. I've had hot sauce in my anus before and I can confirm it's no walk in the park. It's not even an uncomfortable butt-clenched jog through the park. It's an uncontrollable jetpack from hell ride through the park propelled by projectile diarrhea. Close your eyes and imagine one of those water jetpacks that are so popular right now. I caught serious air. So yeah, it's like that.
Keep going for the video, then leave a Youtube comment telling him to buttchug a shampoo bottle full of this stuff or clean the area around his tub, it's gross.
Thanks to Devon, hairless and Mark V, who all want to bathe in sour cream. Wow, steal my dreams much?!