Let's Form A Team: Synchronized Wind Tunnel Dancing

August 16, 2016

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This is a video of a foursome (ask a heavy threesome aka a small orgy) showing off their synchronized wind tunnel dance routine. It looks like fun. Is there like, a weight limit that would prevent somebody from being able to do this? I only ask because I'm not the lightest feather in the box. I'm not even a feather, I'm a turtle shell. I wasn't made for flight, I was made for carrying my home on my back so I can go wherever my spirit takes me, albeit incredibly slowly. I remember my freshman year of college it took me the whole first semester just to get to class only to find out I'd already failed months ago.

Keep going for the video while I start designing our wind tunnel dance team uniforms. Also, there was some pretty solid contact around 1:03, that has to be at least a 2-point deduction.

Thanks to hairless, who remembers back in the day when synchronized wind dancers had no choice but to practice in real tornadoes.

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