Because the world is full of terrible ideas, this is KFC's Extra Crispy Sunscreen. The lotion is a limited edition SPF30 sunscreen that smells like fried chicken. Obviously, I'm going to drink it even though they say not to because you can't make things that smell so good and not expect people to eat them, it's not fair. I can't even tell you how many candles and air fresheners I've tried. Honestly though, I don't want to smell like fried chicken. What if I go to the beach and seagulls try to carry me away? I saw them work together to lift a whole cooler once for a couple half-eaten sandwiches and Capri-Sun pouches. And then there's the sharks. If sharks can detect smells in the water in concentrations as low as one part per ten billion, imagine when they catch a whiff of 210 pounds of fried chicken trying to bodysurf.
Keep going for a video in case you needed a video.
Thanks to Laurie and Ooeeahchu, who are holding out for Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos sunscreen.