This is a very short video of a guy demonstrating how to ruin somebody else's Instagram food photo. It looks like it worked like a charm. Honestly, I have never taken a photo of my food in my life. Even things I've cooked myself and were proud of. As a matter of fact, there is zero photographic documentation of anything I've ever eaten except one picture each of the cakes my mom made for my fourth and fifth birthday parties (heavy machinery and dinosaur themed, respectively). Also, even if you do like taking Instagram pictures of your food to brag to your friends, that spaghetti does not look like bragging. That looks like a dead pigeon. That looks like $8 pasta at a sports bar. That caption better have read 'Boyfriend was too cheap to take me somewhere nice #verylimitedbreadsticks #hollaolivegarden.'
Hit the jump for the video. Also, technically that guy was filming her food too.
Thanks to Wilson M, who only takes pictures of restaurant bathrooms.