Hahahah: Two Golfers Fist Fighting On Course

August 2, 2016

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Instagram user jabrams77 captured this video of two golfers duking it out on the 18th hole at a course somewhere in Colorado. Apparently one of the players hit a ball into the group on the green and that's when the fightclub erupted. Man, what a bunch of dorks. If you're going to fight on the golf course at least swing clubs at each other like true warriors. Then they shake at the end? What the hell kind of fight is that? If I'm shaking any opponent's hand after a battle you better believe it's gonna be attached to a severed arm.

Keep going for the Instagram video and a Youtube backup if that one doesn't load. Also HERE'S a picture of my busted ass fingers I mentioned yesterday in case you want to use me to feel better about the decisions you made over the weekend. That's the most flattering shot I could take, but if it still makes you squeamish pretend I was just eating hot wings and haven't gotten around to wet-napping my fingers clean yet.

A video posted by Justin Abrams (@jabrams77) on

Thanks to FruitFreak, who goes absolutely nuts in the produce section of the grocery store.

  • John

    See, civilized people don't just beat each other and then kick other people when they're down. Black people take note.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Sadly these trash people are now banned from the country club for the savagery of fisticuffs.

  • TheQiwiMan

    "Observe the White People in their natural habitat. Note the beautiful pastels of their plumage, confident in their knowledge that they needn't compete for any females' attention in this special male dominated recreational area.

    What's this? A beta male appears to be challenging a newcomer who has trespassed his territory! See his aggressive stance, as he stiffly, but boldly confronts the interloper!

    The ritualized dance fight may appear foreign and complex to our eyes, but rest assured the circling and prancing is for intimidation purposes mainly. If the trespasser can successfully dislodge the beta male's head dressing, the scuffle will be over before-

    Look at that! The head dressing goes flying! The beta male must now wind down and extend his paw, having been defeated by the interloper whom he obviously underestimated.

    They will now retire to the clubhouse where they will dine and exchange complaints about their mates while imbibing watered down alcoholic beverages. Truly this rare glimpse into the lives of the noble White People was a majestic sight to behold!"

  • Hazakabammer

    Would've been over in seconds with blacks, they would've shot a bunch of times in the general direction, then everyone would've ran away screaming like baboons, returning to their homes to do crack or weed and listen to "gangsta rap"

  • Bling Nye

    What happened to your fingers, did you drop your penis on them?

  • econoking

    Damn, son. You can't be eating the bait in the rat traps anymore.

  • The_Wretched

    I like it better now that your posts are infused with your pain. It shows you care about me.

  • scott19

    I love hothead in the salmon shirt realizing he's in over his head. Blue shirt guy goes right to the boxing stance and fights southpaw.....oh oh.

    Angry guy is just lucky to have just ended up with a wounded hat.

  • Isaac Bow.

    it was that punch he landed that made him notice

  • brodyc

    Everyone has a gameplan until they get punched in the face.

  • doug eldridge

    Form wise they both looked ok, little hard to tell from this distance but yes, Blue shirts jab shut him down.

  • Pistol Pete

    My God, GW, CLIP THOSE THINGS. They look like Kiefer Sutherland's toenails in "The Lost Boys." What do you use them for, warding off predators?

  • Bling Nye

    Smokey, this not 'Nam, this is bowling golf, there are rules.

  • Clampity

    Hey Walter come on it's just a game man. It's Smokey. So his club slipped over a little it's just a game man.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    MARK IT ZERO!!!

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