This is a video from the Qingdao International Beer Festival in China (so far so good) of 1,007 little robots (starting to slip) dancing in unison to set the Guinness World Record for too many robots dancing at the same time (now we're in the gutter). All the robots received their dance instructions from a single controller and there were actually 1,040 robots there to participate but 33 decided to shit the bed and just stand there like jerks. That's a defective rate of over 3%, which is totally fine by my standards but I have very low standards. The last girl I dated didn't even have a forehead. Or a personality. It's just a shame you and I weren't at the event to set the record for most robots crushed Godzilla-style by two beer guzzling animals.
Hit the jump for the video. Killer soundtrack.
Thanks Josh, who agrees the only acceptable form of dance for robots is break dancing. But mostly just breaking and catching fire and exploding.