Note: Keep your volume in check, the kind of screaming you'd expect from these people.
This is a video of a dolphin at SeaWorld in Orlando, Florida biting a woman's iPad out of her hands, presumably to text a friend to help plan an escape and get the f***k out of that petting zoo. And I don't blame it, I guarantee that dolphin is smarter than at least half the people in this video and they don't have to sit in a tank and be harassed all day. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "We should bring those dolphins jetpacks." Exactly, that's exactly what I was thinking.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to julie and Heavy Sleeper, who agree the happiest dolphins exist in Lisa Frank illustrations.