Good For You: Dolphin Steals Woman's iPad

August 10, 2016


Note: Keep your volume in check, the kind of screaming you'd expect from these people.

This is a video of a dolphin at SeaWorld in Orlando, Florida biting a woman's iPad out of her hands, presumably to text a friend to help plan an escape and get the f***k out of that petting zoo. And I don't blame it, I guarantee that dolphin is smarter than at least half the people in this video and they don't have to sit in a tank and be harassed all day. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "We should bring those dolphins jetpacks." Exactly, that's exactly what I was thinking.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to julie and Heavy Sleeper, who agree the happiest dolphins exist in Lisa Frank illustrations.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I like that dolphin more than I like that woman.

  • brijazz012

    So, this woman was:
    a) filming vertical video
    b) filming vertical video on an iPad
    c) at Seaworld

    Dolphin ain't gonna put up with that.

  • Will Chamberland

    Woman promptly sues dolphin and has it put to death. Makes iPad case from hide. 'Humanity!'

  • Karnie

    I love his face, like, "Yeah, that's right, bitch!"

  • Jason Christopher

    I've never understood why people take an iPad out with them to a place like this? It seems like the most cumbersome way to get photos of whatever it is you're doing. Use your phone, or even a camera. I've had people in front of me at concerts holding up iPads before.

  • Bling Nye

    Next you'll be telling me I shouldn't use my iPad for telephone calls.

  • Shooting Thepast

    My friend calls them padhole's.

  • AtomicMountain

    I've always heard that dolphins are intelligent...

    Turns out, they're also selfish, inconsiderate thieves.

  • Munihausen

    Straight-ticket Democrats. Dolphins are with Her!

  • Bling Nye

    And murderers and rapists, don't forget.

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