You're on a giant roach -- now act sexy.
This is the gigantic Cockroach pool float manufactured by Kangaroo (it was made in a pouch!) and available on Amazon for $30. Or you can buy one from me for $20, but I'll never actually send it. I'll swear up and down I did, but I did not, I lied. Also, what's that look that lady is giving me? Does she want me to rub suntan lotion on her back? Or does she want me to do a cannonball and splash her as much as I can? "Probably just stop staring." You think the binoculars are too much?
Keep going for several more pics of this chick doing her best to look sexy on top of a giant cockroach.
Thanks to TC, who's holding out for a giant earwig pool float because why not go full disgusting?