Edible Ice Cream Cone Ring Prevents Drips, Sticky Fingers

August 10, 2016


This is the patented Drip Drop edible ice cream cone ring. It was invented by two 14-year olds and looks like a tasteless bagel chip. It slips on any standard waffle cone to prevent melted ice cream from dripping on your fingers, or, if you're like me eating an ice cream cone in bed, on your hairy bear chest. ROAR! Just kidding, I'm still hibernating.

Did you know that approximately one million trees could be saved each year if the current number of napkins used in ice cream shops was replaced by edible and delicious Drip Drops?

The Drip Drop comes in two flavors: chocolate and original. And best of all, ice cream shops can put any kind of topping on drip drops, such as sprinkles, chocolate chips, or coconut shavings.

Currently The Drip Drop is not available for sale but we are looking to license the design to ice cream cone manufacturers or ice cream shops.

Wow, we're blowing through a million trees a year just for ice cream napkins? That's terrible news. Think of all the squirrels and owls. I suppose I'd pay extra for a Drip Drop ring at my local ice cream shop, especially if it was covered with a chocolate drizzle and mini M&Ms. Alternatively, I could just keep doing what I've been doing my entire ice cream eating life: eat my cone so quick it doesn't have time to melt. I've never dropping anything in twenty years, especially not any weight.

Keep going for several more shots, including several poor shmucks who got sold ice cream cones with no ice cream.





Thanks to Diane, who informed me she's one of those people who bites the end off the cone and sucks the ice cream through the bottom. I swear, you folks are a whole different breed.

  • ispitzhotfire

    Wasn't this on Shark Tank?

  • FF222

    Obviously, this can't work in reality, because the ring doesn't fit the cone perfectly.

  • MustacheHam

    Chocolate makes a great edible sealant. :d

  • FF222

    Good idea. But then again, chocolate also gets melts at hand temperature.

  • ShartInYourJacuzzi

    No, wrong. If you get sticky fingers eating ice cream out if a cone, you are an idiot who doesn't fucking know how to eat ice cream and you should order it in a little dish like a fucking baby.

  • shashi

    you sound just like my grandma after she got done beating me with a hot waffle iron. That was a special birthday

  • ShartInYourJacuzzi

    You probably deserved it.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I like Ali G's solution to this problem more.


  • Jenness

    This is pretty useful....but why am I seeing this after kids have went back to school instead of at the beginning of summer??

  • netloco

    hello... and welcome to 6 months ago


  • Geekologie

    4 months netloco, DO YOUR MATH

  • netloco

    well... taking into account production lead time... i'm assuming this was filmed at least 6 months ago

    AHA... got u now, u swine

  • Brock

    Welcome to decades ago. The only new thing these kids did was patent it. The ones before them offered this as a "home remedy," and I wouldn't be surprised if their mother was the source of their inspiration.

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