Drunk Couple Crash Car Into Beehive, Good Ol' Boy Gives Solid Local News Interview

August 4, 2016

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Heck yeah, #88 -- Dale Jr for life.

This is a local news report from WKYT in Lexington, Kentucky about a drunk couple that crashed their sweet Geo Tracker into a utility pole, disturbing a hive of bees, which then proceeded to attack them. Because if there's one thing bees can't stand, it's a drunk driver. Thankfully, local resident Gary Lee Anderson was there to retell the events. His highlights:

Well I just had got done feeding my chickens waterin' em and stuff and I walked back to my house there to get my phone so I could play a video game on it and all a sudden I heard a big boom...


And they like AAAH come out, screaming and squalin, and uh, running around, bout like a chicken with his head cut off.

[After taking Gary's garden hose to try to spray the bees off] But I told em, you need to get out of that water, but see I didn't know they was getting eatin' by bees I thought they was jus high.

Man, I need way more Gary Lee Anderson in my life. He really seems like the kind of guy you could feed and water your chickens with, then maybe hang out and play some smartphone games together afterwards. Also, I love how they decided to film him in front of his truck with no bed. That was a Daytime Emmy worthy touch -- really set the tone for the interview. Call me Gary, let's Pokemon together.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Lucinda, who apparently saw the interview live and immediately thought of Geekologie. Awwww!

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