Because every single product in the world must be available with a Star Wars theme or an entire department at Disney will get fired, this is the Darth Vader toothpick dispenser available in Japan from Bandai for around $30. With a flick of a lever on his back, Vader reaches into his cape, grabs a toothpick, then points it at you menacingly like a lightsaber. It's not a lightsaber though, it's a toothpick. You're gonna use it to pick spinach or a popcorn kernel from between your teeth. Or, if you're me, you're going to use it to stab the leg of whoever's sitting next to you at the dinner table. Probably my brother, Frank. I'm sorry, Frank, but I'm going to need to eat your dessert too.
Keep going for a short video demonstration, complete with JRPG music. Also, this was originally posted back in March but it's going around the internet again because the internet is basically a digital hamster wheel plus there's a video now and it's actually available.
Thanks to DieselNuts, for reminding me my mom has all my baby teeth in a jar somewhere, which I should go get before somebody tries to steal them and make a potion to do me harm.