Croc Martens: The Croc/Doc Martens Mashup Nobody Asked For

August 5, 2016

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This is a Photoshop job of Croc Martens, the make-believe unholy lovechild of a Doc Marten boot and Croc sandal. They're not real, but don't let that stop you from posting them on Facebook with a 'SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY LOL'. Seriously though, there's no way a Doc Marten would ever bang a Croc. I don't even think those cheap $6 shoes my mom always bought me when I was a kid would bang a Croc. They would mark up the gymnasium floor and get me kicked out of PE though, so there's that.

Thanks to Blue16, who's convinced aquashoes are this summer's real fashion footwear.

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