This is a video of Prescott, Arizonians Debra and Billy Snodgrass' rooster Charlie running around the barnyard in a pair of tiny blue pants. Or, if you're an ant or a grape, f***ng gigantic blue pants. It's all about perspective. The video really is worth a watch because it's hard to believe that's not a tiny person in a chicken suit running around. So much so I bet my roommate $40 it is and we're planning a roadtrip to Prescott, Arizona this weekend to find out once and for all. And if my roommate just so happens to win and wind up buried in the desert, well, I'll edit this post so it can't be used against me in a court of law. OR outlaws. *firing pistols in air* DON'T SCREENSHOT IT.
Keep going for Charlie running around hollerin' at chicks.
Thanks to speakerbox, who agrees it should be every chicken's right to wear pants. And a hat if they want.