These are the soda bottle cakes made by Australian confectioner Andres Fatso. Man, that's an awesome last name for a cake baker. The labels are real soda bottle labels but the bottles are entirely edible. I mean, I suppose you could eat the label too if you wanted but people are gonna think you're weird, because you are. Remember when they came out with edible gum wrappers? It always made the gum taste bad and hard to chew. If you actually have trouble unwrapping gum you probably shouldn't chewing it, because God knows it's only a matter of time before you're choking. I don't chew gum, but I used to chew on those hot cinnamon flavored toothpicks. I should go get some of those. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna go get some of those right now. *leaves, returns to desk fifteen minutes later* Damn, they didn't have any. "So you bought a case of beer instead?" It's Friday and my boss is out of the office. *shotguns two beers back to back* I'm feeling frisky, let's set up the limbo pole.
Keep going for shots of the sodas being cut.
Thanks again to lizzy, who agrees somebody should make drinkable cakes because I will buy them.