This is a giant infographic featuring a bunch of the most important wands from the Harry Potter universe. I learned very little by looking at it. Still, magic wands are cool so here's a whole bunch of them in one graphic. Now I know the wand chooses the wizard, but let's just say HYPOTHETICALLY that you got to choose your own wand -- what length and wood and core would you choose? I'd have a 12-inch morning wood wand with a dragon boner-bone core that drives all the witches wild. "You're talking about your penis, aren't you?" You know what? I take that back, I'd want a staff like Gandalf's.
Thanks to Wyatt, who made the infographic or had something to do with it and will probably think twice before sending another in the future.