Yikes: Potentially Possessed Keyboard Player Gives It Her All During Band Performance

July 7, 2016

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Seen here looking more like one of King Joffrey's siblings than any of his actual siblings, a keyboard player in the Boston Crusaders Drum and Bugle Corps tries her best to perform while battling a legion of demons in her head. I hope she's okay. You know I used to make those same faces when I was in high school and I'd get the cold-sweats at night because the devil was trying to sneak into my dreams. You know what I'd tell him though? I'd look him dead in his fiery eyes and I'd say, "Devil, you might want to try another night because I just watched Baywatch and I've got the feeling these dreams are gonna be WET." Worked every time.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to David D, who used to act like a zombie when he'd play the keyboard on a street corner for money because he thought people would be more impressed by a zombie that can play the keyboard and be more likely to tip when in reality people wouldn't tip at all because why does a zombie need money?

  • Elak Swindell

    What the hell were they playing? Chaotic monster jazz? It had no flowing rhythm to it at all. Sounded more like fingernails on a chalkboard.

  • Trojanman

    her eyebrows almost connect like a uni-brow, what once was a gracefule keyboard player has not gotten angry.... is now turning hulk and possibly planning another columbine with the help of beelzebub... does no one know the limits of her music? the demonic tone of what may say the summoning of the desolate one... the one that hides among the obvious... the one in which his name we may not speak... voldemorts love child...

  • Kitty

    Came here for comments about how she looks like Joffrey - was not disappointed.

  • SisterMaryPollyEsther

    Fearless and unashamed is a great way to go about living.

  • econoking

    She looks like Tasha Yar.

  • tapzepol

    "They're all gonna laugh at you."
    "No. Once I devour their souls, they will never laugh again."

  • TheQiwiMan

    I truly hope those High School boys are being taught the number one rule of safe sex:
    "Never stick it in crazy."

  • That's not fair!
    Some of us would never get laid if people stuck by that rule.

  • Another Silly Willy

    They will and then be faced with the conundrum.
    "Man....that sex was crazy"
    "Omfg nothing is worth this."
    "But man that sex was crazy.

  • gideon513

    the conundom doesn't go on your face, it goes on your dengus!

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Ya turkey!

  • Beeronious

    I never knew Joffrey Baratheon was so musically talented.

  • Trojanman

    honestly thats what I thought I saw at first

  • Andrew Newton

    Never realized how cute Joffrey Baratheon was.

  • Jenness

    She's not the only one - it looks like the dancers and girl in front of her are calling forth their worst PMS demons too.

  • El_MUERkO

    somebody ate a bag of mushies before playing some music :D

  • Bling Nye

    I bet she does a mean haka dance.

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