Because this is the internet and if there's one thing the internet is good at it's providing what you least expect or want to see, this is a video of Thomas The Tank Engine's face driving around on the wall, set to his theme music. Did I mention his eyes glow green? Because they do that. Apparently there's one of those R/C cars that can drive on walls under there. I guess that makes it a little less creepy. Kinda like knowing the bearded woman is actually a regular woman wearing a fake beard. "No, that's real alright." *shivers* Still, this is pretty much the exact video I imagine some pyschopath forcing me to watch while he sharpens his scalpel to cut my face off and make a lampshade.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to carey, who heard one time Thomas accidentally rammed Edward The Blue Engine and his face actually touched his butt.