What Took So Long?: An Online Service To Meet Pokemon Go Dates

July 20, 2016


Pokedates is an extension of Project Fixup, an online service designed to match you with someone with a similar schedule and interests, so you can meet up to do things together. In this case, catch pocket monsters. 'I met my wife playing Pokemon Go' is absolutely a real thing that is going to happen and God willing they'll name their kids after Pokemon because it's the right thing to do. Me? I met my wife at an Indiana Jones convention so we named our first child Temple Of Doom. She hates it but agreed to let us call her Temple even though I insisted Doom was the way to go. Just kidding, I don't have a wife or kids I'm just a daydreamer and that daydream actually sounded pretty sweet, all it was missing was a white picket fence surrounding a castle with a moat filled with gatorsharks. Plus, you know, no wife or kids.

Thanks to Matt, who can't believe it took this long, this service should have existed by the end of the first week of the game's release.

  • Fred

    "We met playing Pokemon Go, these are our children Magikarp and Mr Mime."

  • On The Huffington Post it says the first date is free, but subsequent dates will cost $20 a piece.

    I'm not sure why they don't just make it an app for your phone and advertisements. They'd make a lot more money considering the vast majority of people would like to take that $20 and spend it on the girl, so she feels special and will be more likely to put out.

  • Adibobea9

    Pocket Dates? Sounds like a date for one…

  • Bubbubsky

    May they never breed.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.
  • Frédéric Purenne

    The only relevant matching system I can think of is the team they chose. =P

  • Emmitt Morgans
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