Texas Police Department's Pokemon Go Safety Video

July 22, 2016


This is the Pokemon Go safety video produced by the Irving Texas Police Department. It's about as bad as you'd expect. The best part though is the officer actually throws a Pokeball at the person who's demonstrating what not to do in all the scenarios. Like, he actually hits them with it. Thinking about them filming that brought me great joy.

Keep going for the video, which is pretty much all common sense unless you're a stupid idiot.

Thanks to Zoran P, who agrees the key to Pokemon Go safety is deleting the app.

  • Jenness

    I thought this was a super cute video but sad that there is a need to make it. As for the hate on Pokemon, people need to shhh and let people enjoy things. Pokemon players aren't freaking out and wishing you were dead because of your stamp collection or ability to whack off for hours on end to Oprah Magazine *coughs....haters....coughs*

  • D3Fd0ck

    Dunno bout texas...
    But in Illinois, its illegal to be on your phone while driving. They pull you over if they even think a phone is in your hand, then charge you with a DWI if it was. Even "j-walking" into streets, you get a ticket for that. Theres a reason signs and shit are posted everywhere, even the "keep out"

  • GeneralDisorder

    Wow... I never wanted to go to Illinois anyway but now I want to go there even less.

  • PUNX

    yeah here in TX it is also illegal to drive and be on your phone, worse if you have it is in hand in a school zone. I have not seen or heard of anyone getting a j-walking ticket. but I think b\c I live in a tourist location so I think they let it slide. Cops have already put out a warning not to go into other people's property because if they feel threatened or their life may be in danger, they have right to shoot.

  • I wish they showed the bloopers where he was accidentally shooting-clubbing- stabbing-firebombing- choking-impaling-electrocuting-hanging a black man.

  • Isaac Bow.

    the cringe is real

  • bluecheesedressing

    Needs a solid soundtrack:

  • It's time to stop

  • Bling Nye

    Yeah, the tens of dozens of people causing problems out of the literally millions of people playing it, are just too much.

  • It's time to stop preventing the idiot masses from being safe and let natural selection take its course

  • Bling Nye

    OH, I have a great idea... let's create an app that will cause them to roam like stray cats around a neighborhood, where they'll fall down open manholes, get hit by traffic, fall into lakes, wander into high crime areas and get mugged/killed! HAHAHAHAHAHA

    oh, wait....

  • We'll call it..Paper Boy!

  • Ray

    Enjoy being tracked and having all of your info data mined.

    Only losers play Pokemon go, Kardashians, Game of War and the rest of those kiddy games on low powered phones.

    People dumb enough to walk around looking for imaginary Pokemon should do the world a favor and cross a busy interstate with their heads buried in their phone.

    Liberals are pathetic. Trump 2016.

  • The_Wretched

    I once caught a rabid weasel on top an orange person. He insisted he's not a cross between Hitler and an Umpa-Loompa and that his balls didn't smell like cheetoes*.

    *Quayle spelling.

  • Bling Nye


    Your trolling needs work.

blog comments powered by Disqus
Previous Post
Next Post