Seen here loving what you've done with the guest bathroom is the Poo-Plunger, a smiling poop emoji shaped toilet plunger currently crowdfunding on Kickstarter. $15 - $25 gets you one depending on whether you're an early bird or not, and whether they meet their $50,000 funding goal. Granted I'm not very familiar with the manufacturing process of shit-shaped toilet plungers, but that sounds like a pretty lofty funding goal. I feel like I could make a couple calls and get some poop emoji plungers out the door for cheaper. But what do I know? I'm just a man who until last year thought urinals were toilets for people with skinny butts and zero privacy issues.
Keep going for one more shot and their six minute Kickstarter video in case you feel like that's something your life has been missing.
Thanks to King Duncan, who promised to make me a knight if I slayed a dragon for him. DONE.