Rainbows Be Gone!: Coal Black Ice Cream

July 6, 2016


This is the black-as-a-moonless-midnight ice cream sold by Morgenstern's Finest Ice Cream of New York City. The ice cream dyes your lips and tongue black and is 'coconut ash' flavored, which is made from "the charred and processed remains of a coconut shell." Mmmm, I love the charred and processed remains of things. Especially-- "Your enemies?" Listen, are you trying to get me to hire you as my advisor or what because you're really impressing me right now. You GET me. Getting me is very important to being my second in command. What am I thinking right now? "Penis?" Don't say it like it's a question, say it like you KNOW it. "Penis!" That's more like it. Man, when I get home today I'm going to make you a badge out of aluminum foil wrapped cardboard and make this thing official. Wanna spit-shake on it? "Sure." Awesome, you start filling this bucket with spit, I'll go grab the blender and some frozen berries.

Thanks to hairless, who invented clear ice cream that's dairy-free and tastes like water. I have to try it.

  • asdfasdf

    ...ash flavored?

  • DrZanz

    This picture is basically why you get doctors to set your broken fingers instead of just taping them together. This puts me off the lovely looking ice-cream.

  • The_Wretched

    So it tastes like ash?

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  • asdfasdf

    anybody else remember the old comments? they were fun. you got to choose your name every time and we didn't have these fucking disqus spambots. just Daisy. and then one day out of the blue gw fucked it all up, deleted everything and switched to this garbage. didn't even archive the old content. just gone. and all those years its still as infested with bots as the day it began.

    can't we go back to the old way now? this has clearly failed. I miss daisy. geekologie used to have a community. everything new sucks. roll it back. I've been saying this same thing forever, but I'll never back down.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    "Severe pinkie trauma" was all I could think of when looking at that picture.

    Hey, that's a great name for a band!

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Put some black ice cream in your spit-shake. Should be as metal as that picture.

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