Pokemon Go Player Crashes Into Parked Police Car

July 21, 2016


This is the body-cam footage from a Baltimore, Maryland police officer of a RAV4 SUV sideswiping a parked police cruiser because the driver was distracted playing Pokemon Go. Well, I guess I can't say I'm surprised. Saddened, but not surprised. This is the world we live in now. Well, live ON now -- we're not mole-people. You think there's Pokemon Go on the moon? You think I'll be safe there? Unfortunately, it doesn't look like my rocketship is going to be ready until 2018. Plan B: develop some sort of jamming device that prevents any Pokemon from spawning within a mile of me. Does that exist? Somebody make that happen. I guarantee the people using it will be the last people on earth alive.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Jarod, who's convinced Pokemon Go is actually some kind of massive government mind control experiment.

  • Bling Nye

    Nice, I like how the cop car was parked illegally, blocking a crosswalk.

  • Clipper44

    They weren't shot. #Progress.

  • palpable ovaltine

    From the video there were no spots available on the street. Also from the video, the officers had parked there because they had been dispatched to a call at the location. Sure, they could have moved their car right after the call was finished instead of talking, but they didn't park there for sh--s and giggles. They were responding to an emergency of some kind. If someone needs police assistance, waiting for them to circle the neighborhood a few times to find a parking spot isn't much of an option.

  • Bling Nye

    It's one thing to screech to a stop and leap out to chase crime, it's something else to be loitering on a corner chatting. If they have time to hang out and chat, they sure as hell have time to legally park.

  • Jai Mico

    That is what I get for being Dumb driving and playing a game -He should have said!

  • arana

    ad speeding to that

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