This is the body-cam footage from a Baltimore, Maryland police officer of a RAV4 SUV sideswiping a parked police cruiser because the driver was distracted playing Pokemon Go. Well, I guess I can't say I'm surprised. Saddened, but not surprised. This is the world we live in now. Well, live ON now -- we're not mole-people. You think there's Pokemon Go on the moon? You think I'll be safe there? Unfortunately, it doesn't look like my rocketship is going to be ready until 2018. Plan B: develop some sort of jamming device that prevents any Pokemon from spawning within a mile of me. Does that exist? Somebody make that happen. I guarantee the people using it will be the last people on earth alive.
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Thanks to Jarod, who's convinced Pokemon Go is actually some kind of massive government mind control experiment.