Pokemoan: A Line Of Pokemon Themed Sex Toys

July 28, 2016

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These are the Pokemoan sex toys made and sold by Etsy shop GeekySexToys. You can choose a Charmander, Bulbasaur or Squirtle themed silicone dildo for $69 (hiyo!) or a Pikachu buttplug for $50 (previously: this giant Pikachu buttplug and headband). Or -- OR -- you can get the complete set for $199 and really teach your holes a lesson. Could you imagine getting worked over by fire, poison/grass, water and electric types all at the same time? Now I'm not saying if you choose to do something like that you should have the hospital on speed dial, because you should already be parked in the ambulance drop-off lane.

Thanks to Alli, who informed me she's holding out for a flying or psychic type Pokemon sex toy. Too much information, Alli! Jk jk, these are the things I care about.

  • Yeah - if you're looking for some less weird sex toys, check out Feverbox...

    http://www.feverbox.co.uk

  • Emma Passmore

    This is wrong !!!!!!
    almost as wrong as this site pediophilia.com

    Don't worry. It is a play on words and not anything too bad. Just love dolls :) They are expensive :0

  • Jenness

    I'm not sure what I'd do if I found out one of my friends was banging herself to the poke-dog cock, poke-onion cock or poke bed-knob cock. It would be very awkward to go back to asking how the kids were doing, etc. because I'd really just want to yell "WTF JUDY! You didn't forget to water those plants I got you - you fucked them- didn't you - you sick bitch!" but I wouldn't because I'm polite as hell as only talk about people behind their back on the internet because I have "manners".

  • The_Wretched

    squirtle.

  • Jonathan Harris

    Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people wanting to fuck a Pokemon?

  • Meh

    This is messed up right here ayy.

  • D3Fd0ck

    What i fund funny, Pokémon has ben out for 20 years now all of a sudden its back in style and everything revoles around it.

    Whats next? 2020 the year bellbottoms, huge afros, and wigs come back in style?

  • Wiley

    It's the big anniversary year, they are marketing the hell out of it and releasing big new titles. Not a big surprise there're other people trying to ride the wave for trickle down hype and quick profit.

    But I wouldn't say no to the mentioned styles making a come back. We could use a laugh.

  • Me

    Squirtle...squirtle...

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