This is a short video of Kanji the African Grey parrot making a squeaky toy noise whenever his human friend squeezes his belly. That or the human is simultaneously squeezing Kanji and a squeaky toy because nothing on the internet is real anymore. I refuse to believe that though, I believe Kanji actually swallowed a squeaky toy. Whenever anybody squeezes my belly I giggle like the Pillsbury Doughboy. Go ahead, try it. "I'm afraid I'll catch something." Like a Pokemon? "Like a disease." Very funny. Scabies isn't a disease, it's a contagious burrowing mite infestation.
Keep going for the video while I rub this medication lotion on.
Thanks to my buddy Dave, who doesn't make any sound when squeezed until you squeeze him too hard and he farts/possibly worse. Sorry but I've seen it happen.