My God Did That Smell Good: Truck Spills Tons Of Mayo And Salad Dressing On Highway

July 20, 2016


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This are a handful of shots of the aftermath of a tractor trailer that overturned while trying to navigate an on-ramp to Highway 401 from the Don Valley Expressway in Toronto, Canada. Apparently it's all mayonnaise and salad dressing, although that doesn't look like any salad dressing I've ever seen. That looks like the shit that mutated the Ninja Turtles. Don't get me wrong, I'd still stick my finger in it and taste it, but I would smell it first. Also, they should look into making those caps on top of the mayo containers harder to pop off. The driver of the truck was charged with careless driving for trying to make the turn too fast. He should also be charged with reckless endangerment of condiments. Personally, if I were a first-responder I would have started making mayonnaise angels. It might sound gross when you first think about it but when you realize this is probably the only chance you'll get in your life to make a mayo angel it doesn't sound so bad then, at least not in my mind but I'm a disgusting monster.

Keep going for several more shots.

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Thanks to Lexx, who informed me that is not how you toss a salad. Or is it? I don't know but I heard some kids on the back of the bus talking some pretty wild shit.

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