This is a video from Saudi Arabia that looks like it was filmed with a camera made from a Quaker Oats can of two guys relaxing in the shade of their truck when they spot a little lizard bolting towards them to get out of the sun. That little guy is HUSTLING. And I don't blame him, it looks hot as shit there. The lil lizard immediately stops and lays down as soon as he hits the shade. Man, I'm glad I'm not a lizard out in the desert. Or a lizard anywhere really. If I have to be an animal I want to be some rich lady's house cat. The kind of rich lady that leaves her cat millions of dollars when she dies. And I want to use those millions of dollars to have surgery so I can talk and make demands to my new caretakers. No more dry food, Fancy Feast only from now on and I don't care if it makes my litter box messier and smellier -- cleaning it is your job, peasant. Meow meow meow meow. Man, that would be the life.
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Thanks to Make It Stop, who, wait -- are you talking about the voices?