Because absolutely every product ever has to be available with a Star Wars theme, this is the £50 (~$66) Death Star shaped toaster available for pre-order from The Foundry. It looks like the Death Star and brands a basic looking TIE fighter on your toast. It has an adjustable thermostat and a removable crumb tray too in case you're one of those people who likes to dump the burnt crumbs on top of their toast after adding butter or jam. I am also one of those people. Should we form a club? No, we should form a MACE and bludgeon our enemies' brains out. We'll be like a medieval Transformer. Are you with me? Wait, where are you going? Come on I'm just a handle I need you to be the spiky ball part at the top.
Keep going for one more shot so you can see how bad the TIE fighter toast looks. Also, why the hell doesn't it play the Star Wars theme while it's toasting.
Thanks to DieselNuts, who agrees our fascination with Star Wars is going to be confusing to the real aliens who come to earth to visit/destroy us all and steal our natural resources.