Hot Wheels Builds Real X-Wing Race Car For Comic-Con

July 22, 2016

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This is the real x-wing race car that Hot Wheels built for this year's Comic-Con (previously: the Darth Vader mask car they built for last year's). It can go from 0 - 60MPH in 12 parsecs and I don't f***ing know I'm just typing words here. It's a car that looks like an x-wing fighter, what else do you want me to say? "Something about your penis." GOOD CALL. You know that scene in The Empire Strikes Back where Luke uses the tow-cable launcher on his snowspeeder to bring down an AT-AT? That was actually inspired by my penis. "The tow-cable launcher?" No, the size of the AT-AT's legs. Nailed it, George!

Keep going for two videos, the second of which shows the actual build.

Thanks to Carlos, who has every intention of going to Comic-Con and getting his picture taken dry humping this car. Dream big!

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