WARNING: Language and spoilers, obviously. I shouldn't even have to say that but I really worry about some of you.
This is a video of Samuel L. Jackson recapping the first five seasons of Game Of Thrones in seven minutes and forty seconds. It's not ultra-thorough, but it is entertaining. Besides, if you want an ultra-thorough recap of the first five seasons you should just watch all 46 hours of them. If you start now and never take a break you could be done in two hours less than two days from now. That really puts things into perspective, doesn't it? That is a LOT of throne games. Fun fact: did you know the series was originally going to be called Musical Chairs? That's 100% true don't even bother looking it up just start spreading it like a sick person who coughs on people.
Hit the jump for the video and get your cussy recap on.
Thanks to Wally, who has one of my favorite names of all times. Possibly because of Wally the cartographer from Monkey Island.